A chinese unmarried couple accidently had twins without getting married.guess wat they named................................jo hua......, so hua.... |
2 sardaar 1 larki ko dekh rahay thay.
1 sardaar:what a breast.
2 sardaar:yaar breast se yaad aaya bhabi kaisi hain?;-) |
hello guy ik sardar or os ka dost kharay hotay hin to sardar kahta hay oye mar gaya os ka dost kahta hay kiuon kya howa ,,wo kahta hay mare BV or mare mahbobba ik sath os ka dost kahta hay,, han main bhi yahi kahnay wala tha .,. |
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Taxi driver 2 a woman: u r the thir pregnent woman i m taking 2 d airport 2day.
Woman: bt i m not pregnent.
Driver: we have not reached the airport yet.. ;) |
he= pura ander giya
she=yes
he=derd hua
she=haaaaaaaaaan
he=fit hay
she=perfect
he=r u comfortable
she=zaberdast
he=aray madam ko ye sandle pack ker do |
Pehelay haath mein lo .
Phir moon mein lo .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna. |
A girl with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck and asked:
Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadogar’ |
Man: kiss karon?
Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi
Man: boobs dabaon?
Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi
Man: fucking karon?
Girl: periods yar.
Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN" |
yaar suna hay kal kisi nay tumhari kanpati pay gun laga k 2 option diye
jaan do ya g***d do
shuker hay tumhari jaan bach gai |
Ik din soo raha tha mera lund dekhabar..
muu ko apney moor ker tatoo pe rakh ke sar...
itney udhar se howa ik choot ka guzar..
Aahaat jo suni lund ne dekha uthha ke sar..
woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar....
choot boli aye lund tu mujhe kia chodeyga andar jatey hi do jhaatkon mai roo dega.....
choot ki khari khari batoon se lund lipat gaya apni jhantoo se ....
wohh bola choot se aye choot mai tujhe chudooga teri gaand mai ik kunwa khodunga jis mai pani ki jaga nikley ga dhood aye choot teri maa ki choot.. |
A good friend is just like the "Bra of girl " Which is comfertable,supportive, that holds her tight, & prevent her from falling & always close to Heart. |
Samandar k Kinaray Bethay hain Kabhi tu koi Lehar ayegi.
kismat Badlay na Badlay Gaand tu Dhul jayegi......
he he heheheheheh |
ek brest dosrey se bola: yaar sab kuch hota tu nechey walli gali mein hain...
pakrey hum kio jatey hain??!! |
a girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga |
