In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk" |
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... |
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. |
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily. |
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs. |
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. |
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear! |
Teacher, Student se
jab mai soft ho to bohat soft ho
but
jab mai hard ho to kafi hard ho
[:@]
Student, Teacher se
sir app to mare land jase hian |
there r 2 frnds,, one is married and other is going to be married...
the second one is confused and asked his married frnd tht i don't know about fucking, so how would i manage,,
his friends gives him a mobile and says tht he will give instruction to him ,,,
at the wedding night,, he asked his frnd wht to do?
frnd: reveal ghunghat
he: ok, then
frnd: take off her n ur clothes ...
he: (after sometime) ok, then
frnd: now, there is 1 thing which both u n me have,, put inside in her pussy ...
he: (thinks a while) and put his mobile inside... ;) |
what is the real tradgedy of film sholay?
Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thee upper se gubbar ne uske haath kaat diye ;) |
Totaly ko interview main 4 words bolnay ko kaha institute, aptitude, magnitude and substitute.
Totla bola. " inki chut apki chut maaki chut subki chut " |
What do 2 sardars says to each
other if they share the same girl?
Ans: assi tussi same pussy kabhi
tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy. |
