MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your
pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP CARRY ON !!!!" |
Girl while reporting abt her rape 2 policeman who was a sardar. She started 1 of them dragg me down the other1 grabbed my left boob & 3rd on my right boob, 1st one started 2 suck them, then they parted my legs &...policemen shouted.....oye shut up oye.....to aithay apnay rape di report likwan aai hai ya phir mera lun khara karwan aai hai. |
A new employee joins the Co. & is required to have a password setup for his pc. Boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him. Secretary asks the man for the password. Man try to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, "Penis" Blushed, the secretary input the password Penis, & retyped it again. Then she hit enter. Whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters as a reaction from the pc's screen. "Password rejected. Reason: Too short".. |
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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your
pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP CARRY ON !!!!" |
Girl while reporting abt her rape 2 policeman who was a sardar. She started 1 of them dragg me down the other1 grabbed my left boob & 3rd on my right boob, 1st one started 2 suck them, then they parted my legs &...policemen shouted.....oye shut up oye.....to aithay apnay rape di report likwan aai hai ya phir mera lun khara karwan aai hai. |
A new employee joins the Co. & is required to have a password setup for his pc. Boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him. Secretary asks the man for the password. Man try to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, "Penis" Blushed, the secretary input the password Penis, & retyped it again. Then she hit enter. Whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters as a reaction from the pc's screen. "Password rejected. Reason: Too short".. |
A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.
Plane says: "Yaar rocket, tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"
Rocket replies "Yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke gand main AAG lagi ho...." |
A 50 years old man fucked an 90 years old woman. He starts suckung her breasts, after 10 min the man got died, police came and make postmartum report, in report it was written that the date of the milk was xpired..... |
An Army Guy Got Married.....On 1st Night he realizes tht his Wife Haveing periods.....He telegrams to Head Office.....Red alert on front Extend Leave.....Reply From Head Office.....Attack from back & report..... |
Girl Said : 200 Rupay Lungi, hil hil k dungi.....Boy said : 100 rupay don ga, hil mein khud loon ga.....Girl : ok, 100 bhi bacha lay hath sey hila lay..... |
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell. |
