HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKED WOMAN?
NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH |
Advantages of breast milk?
A) No need to boil.
B) Cat can't steal it.
C) Available in attractive containers.
D) Popular in all age groups.
E) Ek Pee Ek Free. |
aik couple ke shade hoe, mard ke muth khatam ho chuke the begum ne suhag rat wale din karne ko kaha magar mian na manaa us ne agle din ka program banaya mian bola light band kar k karon ga wife ok,jab light band hoe mian gale me tashreef le gae waha kala mila or kaha meri bewi k saaath karo main tumhe 20 rupe don ga woh man gia or phir jab bacha ho gia phir biwi ne phir karne ko kaha phir light band karne par raze ho gae phir gora mila us ke saat 30 rupee ma soda te hoa us ne bhi kar dia jab dono bache ho gae tu ma ne pocha tum har wakt larte kion rehte ho dono bole ma ye kala or ma gora kion hon ,baap bola beta bas 10 rupee ka farak tha |
Jab Gaber paiyda hua tu us ki maa ney gaber ko thaper kyun mara????????
cuz he asked
"KITNEY AADMI THEY !!" ;) |
ek sardarji ko ekdin office jaaney mein der ho gayee, usne bus stop jaakar dekha ki ek bus us hi waqt bus stop chhorke jaa raha the. sardaarji bus ke peeche peeche bhaagne laga, aur driver ko chilla chilla kar kehne laga "arrey bus roko , bus roko". firbhi driver ney bus nahin roka. par kuchh second baad sardaarji ney bus pakar liya.
sardar 2 driver >> oy yaar, yeh bus teri maa lagti hain??
driver >> nahin to !!
sardar >> teri behan lagti hain?
driver >> nahin to !!
sardar >> to phir teri biwi lagti hogi !!
driver >> arrey nahin yaar ! kyon?
sardar >> abbe saaley, to phir charne kyon nahin deta?????? |
Aurat or Chaye mai 5 Khubiyan honi chahye ....!
1)Tez Ho
2)Garam Ho
3)Dood Ziyada Ho
4)sari Rat sonay na de
5) Kali Na ho ......!
kesa laga....???????? |
Mangta hoo to deti nahi jawab meri baat kaa
Deti hai to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbat kaa
kyoun kehti hoo dheray sai dalo
baloon mai phool ghulab kaa |
Little Jakyz was sitting in class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him to answer a question..
"Jakyz, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.", replied Jakyz. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Jakyz said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married ?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one
sucking
the cone?"
"No," said Little Jakyz, "the one with the wedding ring
on
her finger. But I like the way you are thinking.. |
I HOLD HER NECK N BITE HER GENTLY
I GRAB HHER BREAST & TASTE IT GREEDLY THEN I LIK LUSTFULY
I SPREAD HER LEGS N FELL THE HEAT
OOOOOHHHHH IIII LLLLOOOVVVEEE TANDURI CHKIN |
Ek Ladka Ladki ... aha !!Raat Ke Andhere me ... aha !!Jhaadi ke piche ... aha !!Daba Daba ke ... aha !!Chus Chus ke ... aha !!FROOTI pe rahe the ... aha !! ;-)) |
