| Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated! |
| How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him! |
| last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof?? |
| mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth |
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop |
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping
on it . Thank you |
| what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde women's right leg? don't know they never met! |
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls ! |
| Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black and crispy. |
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
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| Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. |
| Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. |
